just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I believe in your delicious
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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