do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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