Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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