idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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