Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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