dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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