you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Then you guys just all showered together...?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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