i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We need to rekindle our bromance
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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