p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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