Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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