just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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