idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I fill condoms, not promises.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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