Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
PS: I just woke up from my shower
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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