He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Everclear isn't food dammit
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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