her vagine was all disorganized.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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