Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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