Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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