What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Barsexuality is the new black.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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