Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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