Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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