Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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