just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
NoShamevember. You game?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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