Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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