mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize