I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize