: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Damn victory sex feels great
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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