I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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