it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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