Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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