i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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