that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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