She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Randomize
