You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
false alarm, still single
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