They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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