I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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