Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
