Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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