I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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