Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
They have beer where we have blood.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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