when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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