STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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