it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I came so hard my ears popped.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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