Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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