I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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