covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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