Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
one might say we're banned from that church
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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