i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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