we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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