Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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