marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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