Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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