Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i permit you to call me
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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