I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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