I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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