he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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